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What would you do if there was a real Zombie epidemic?

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Are zombie films really that realistic - what would you do?
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So Zombies have taken over, where would you go to survive?

 

 

The moon. Or a helicopter, with mounted guns so I could fly to a roof top and shoot the bastards

Pretend to be a zombie

 

im going to a little shoping center not far from here

 

is become lord of the zombie king! I control the zombies and prep them up for an alien attack!

 

Right lets think about this logically. If the movies are to be believed the zombies are going to end up going to places they inhabited most when they were alive.

Now in my and Rob's home town case, this means that there would probably be craploads of them in the Pentagon. Not the American Pentagon people, I'm talking the shopping centre called the Pentagon! That would be all the chav zombies of course, but then again in our town chavs are everywhere, so I'm pretty sure they're all be there!

If I had to go somewhere in the world though, I'd probably go to a nuclear bunker, Buckingham Palace (if you're gonna be faced with zombies, might as well face them in style!), Universal Studios (I find the thought of esacping from a zombie by going on a rollercoaster amusing, plus you could even make a movie there too, and save on zombie make up effects!), or maybe even go on a cruise ship (I'm thinking Queen Mary seeing as its home port is pretty damn close to my uni house!).

 

Would you just ignore the zombies or would you try and kill as many as possible?

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